He’s a chabacano (from Zamboanga) while Me, I, can only memorize 2 out of 10 Spanish words you’ll teach me.
when i thought of saying, “i *heart* you, with all my heart and soul”…i said,
“mi amor… te amo siempre, en cuerpo y alma”
“Nyahahaha… you’re so cute. You want some massage?”
“Huh?! Unsay Massage? Masahe?”
“You just said body en soul”
Bad Mr.Google… bad teacher.





